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Tuesday 22 August 2017

Ya gotta larf!

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 50 miles per hour, sir." 

The drive says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at 30; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." 
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control" 

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !!?" 

The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit , the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine. ' The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket. '

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns
to his wife and barks, ‘WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am? "

"Only when he's been drinking" 
rofl

Eddie

17 comments:

Catarina said...

hhahahah

Someone is going to be in big trouble!!!

Valerie-Jael said...

Thanks for the laugh! Good one. Hugs, Valerie

Carol Blackburn said...

I will be sharing this one for sure! LOL

happyone said...

: )

Mary Kirkland said...

LOL Now that's a good one.

William Kendall said...

Oh, that is good!

Elephant's Child said...

Marital bliss.

Draffin Bears said...

Very good - thanks for sharing

George Pereira said...

something funny for a change.:)

Poppy said...

Too funny, and I love the dialogue, 'dear'!;))

Poppy

Lady Fi said...

Mowhahaha!

riitta k said...

Haha :)))) My morning started laughing - thank you!

NatureFootstep said...

lol :)

Phil Slade said...

Ha, ha! Can't help but think that lady had a score to settle with her husband?

Karen said...

That's a good one!! Thanks for the laugh. Have a wonderful day.

Magic Love Crow said...

Too funny! LOL!

Conniecrafter said...

HA HA!! OH MY, I can just see this gentlemen turning red from wanting to shut her mouth