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Monday 10 August 2015

Cornflakes invented to stop people masturbating.

For people the world over, a bowl of corn flakes is the go-to breakfast of choice.

But for the majority of those who look forward to their morning bowl, it will come as a surprise that they were invented to stop people masturbating.

John Harvey Kellogg, who first created the cereal in the late 19th century, originally intended it to be a ‘healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal’, according to Mental Floss.

Mr Kellogg, a physician, was uncomfortable about sex, believing it was unhealthy for the body, mind and soul. He was celibate, having never consummated his marriage and keeping a separate bedroom from his wife.


More on this story here.

Eddie

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not just 'Shootin' Blanks' is it?
Masturbation is something you really have an overriding fascination with.

You can't manage an erection, can you?

That explains a lot about your personality, and the blog and forum posts, and the overriding need to be recognised as having something left behind.

It can be an effect of badly controlled diabetes, maybe you need counselling to help you through it?

Personally, we don't give a toss(!), we quite are happy you're leaving nothing behind you.

Anonymous said...

Shootin', fishing for the sympathy vote again!

Masturbation is the subject, and Shootin' Blanks needs a helping hand!

Let's watch this space.


Lowcarb team member said...

Whatever I am is plain to see, and it is plain to see you are cowardly, lying piece of human excrement, hiding the the shadows like a plague carrying rat.

Keep hanging on my every word and elevating our page view count, even you have uses to me.

Have a nice day.

Eddie

Lowcarb team member said...

Anon

You have had all you are going to say for today on this blog, come back tomorrow when I have use of you.

Eddie

Anonymous said...

Have any of your readers read more about John Harvey Kellogg?
http://biography.yourdictionary.com/john-harvey-kellogg
This brand has gone on to be worth how many millions of dollars?

Madness
Marketing
Money

'JP'

Lowcarb team member said...

’Shootin’ Blanks’ said…

Shootin', fishing for the sympathy vote again!

Nah that's Frau camp commandant cherubs specialty, she also skulks in the background anonymously editing posts.

Masturbation is the subject, and Shootin' Blanks needs a helping hand!

A subject that obviously interests you, can't manage it due to ED ?, tell me do you suffer ED with the appendage sticking out of your head too.

I know now why Sid has his daily cornflakes it's to stop him going blind.

Let's watch this space.

Is that the space between your ears, nothing there to watch apart from a few cabbage leaves.

Going by your increasingly manic rants sweetie it's clear were still annoying all the right people, which given they are even resorting to the occult to silence us is very encouraging.

Love and hugs
Graham xx

The Happy Whisk said...

He sounds like a big bowl of soggy cereal. His poor wife.

Lowcarb team member said...

Thank you for your comment Ivy - Happy Whisk