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Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Clarkson rumoured to be joining the Low Carb Diabetic team !


An unnamed source at the BBC says Clarkson is starting a low carb high fat diet to lose weight. Last night at his local boozer Jeremy stated "I have been pigging out on carbs and beer for too long, it has played havoc with my grey matter, I am petrified of becoming bonkers" He then head butted a hack from the Guardian and was swiftly arrested by the Neasden plod.

The Sun



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...I am petrified of becoming bonkers"

Blimey, a LCHF "Bonkers" would be great!! He'd give the other one a run for his money.

Ray

Anonymous said...

To Ray

Blimey, a LCHF "Bonkers" would be great!! He'd give the other one a run for his money.

From Alan

Good idea. Wonder if Eddie and the team could accommodate Clarkson. Jan could supply some low carb food, Graham some low carb beer / booze. The others some good support 'cos with Clarkson it sure must be needed.

What a media frenzy it is turning into.