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Friday 14 September 2012

Mo Farah backs down to Borofergie in Great North Run.


Unconfirmed reports came into us today, regarding the withdrawal of Olympic super star Mo Farah from the Great North Run. The official line is “The recent birth of his twin daughters apparently and understandably proved a major disruption in Farah's half marathon training. His only race since winning the 10,000 and 5000 at the London Olympics was a two-mile victory on the track in Birmingham.” our sources tell a different story.

Evidently some of the worlds elite athletes are growing fearful of the reputation of a low carb high fat super star known as Borofergie. Fergie aka the fat man has rapidly become the thin man on a diet based on FAT ! Fergie always a good runner, but never in the elite class, realised his diet was sending him on a one way trip to the knackers yard “it was the carbs, they were slowly killing me” he stated recently. “not only physically but mentally also, they were turning my brain into 4lbs of condemned veal” Fergie credit’s the diabetes.co.uk forum for his huge turn around in fitness and his new world athletics highly regarded status.

“As soon as I joined the forum I could see where I was going wrong. It was clear to see the high carb low fat contributors were virtually glued to their chairs 24/7, they were drug dependent zombies and suffering from severe cognitive disorders. They were saying carbs were good on one post and carbs lead to their downfall on another post, when they were pulled up, they rapidly deleted their own posts, if that failed Carboholic mods came to the rescue. Jeez it was a mad house” When asked for his advice for others he said “Join the forum but whatever you do, don’t mention BOOKS the Carboholics will rip you to pieces”

Borofergie runs this weekend, we wish him luck.

Posted by Unofficial Source.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish him well. Hardly a thin man though is he weighing 17st5lb.
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=32869&p=309682#p309682

Lowcarb team member said...

"I'm at 243lbs down from 310 a couple of years ago" borofergie

At 243lbs fergie is anorexic compared to Carbo ! Think Lennox Lewis no blubber when at that sort of weight and solid muscle.

Eddie

fibreclaireUK said...

"I'm at 243lbs down from 310 a couple of years ago" borofergie

"Hardly a thin man though" anon


Dont you lot know he is over 7 feet tall????????

LOL

Anonymous said...

How does Jimmy Moore compare?

Lowcarb team member said...

Fergie forgot to add when he removed his wallet from his jacket pocket he weighed 20lbs less.

Eddie

Lowcarb team member said...

Anonymous said...
How does Jimmy Moore compare?

Why don't you ask Jimmy, he's a great guy and very approachable!

Eddie

Anonymous said...

"How does Jimmy Moore compare?"

Check out his blog and all will be revealed.

LCF

Anonymous said...

Just want to wish Borofergie (and all the other runners) the very best in the race this weekend. I know many run for charitable organisations.

Good luck to all

Grace

Anonymous said...

LOL nice item.

On a more serious note good luck to Borofergie and all the runners.

Anne

Borofergie said...

Thanks Eddie - managed to run 2:24:36.

Not bad for a fat man! (Especially one that weighed 310lbs a couple of years ago).

I wonder what time Farah would run if he carried a 100lb backpak?

Stephen

Lowcarb team member said...

Well done Stephen thanks for the update and good news.

Keep kicking butt !

Eddie

Lowcarb team member said...

Well done Stephen, I heard you did not hit the wall you just hurdled it!

Cheers
Graham

Ben Johnson said...

Borofergie is a cheat he's taking performance enhancing substances !


"Re: Coconut oil
by borofergie » Today, 4:52 pm

I buy it from Tescos (ClubCard points yay!) and use it for cooking and sometimes eating raw as pre-running rocket fuel."

Ben