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Friday 13 December 2013

James Bond is an 'impotent drunk'

Vodka martini, "shaken not stirred" - often said as part of a bad Sean Connery impersonation - is one of the most quotable lines from Bond.
"Yet Her Majesty's top secret agent's love of the bottle would leave him impotent and at death's door.
Doctors analysing the Ian Fleming novels show James Bond polishes off the equivalent of one and a half bottles of wine every day.
They say he is not the man to trust to deactivate a nuclear bomb.
Doctors in Derby and Nottingham sat down to read the 14 Bond novels in their spare time.
With a notebook at hand they charted every day and every drink.
Excluding the 36 days Bond was in prison, hospital or rehab, the spy downed 1,150 units of alcohol in 88 days.
It works out at 92 units a week - about five vodka martinis a day and four times the recommended maximum intake for men in the UK.
The doctors' report in the festive edition of the British Medical Journal concluded: "Although we appreciate the societal pressures to consume alcohol when working with international terrorists and high stakes gamblers, we would advise Bond to be referred for further assessment of his alcohol intake."
Patrick Davies, a consultant in paediatric intensive care at Nottingham University Hospitals, told the BBC: "You wouldn't want this person defusing a nuclear bomb."
I thought Doctors were under pressure and working over long hours. Obviously not if they have time for this malarky. Only "92 units a week" Bond is a lightweight as a boozer, just ask my mate Graham.
More on this dross here.


tess said...

is Graham a wino like us, Eddie? ;-)

Lowcarb team member said...

tess said...
is Graham a wino like us, Eddie? ;-)

How dare you infer I'm a wino! I'll have you know I only drink in moderation, though for some reason my version of moderation is at odds with official guidelines.