Dear forumers on the flora,
By the time that you read this, it will be too late - I will be gone.
Sorry, that came out all wrong. What I meant to say is: by the time I read this, you'll
be gone. Banned, banned, banned. Banned in the wink of my eye - which,
incidentally, is an eye that I've had on you all for quite a while now.
I fear that few people realise the time and commitment that's involved
in my tediously refuting and rebuking every single contrary opinion
fired at me from across the interweb. It isn't just a case of
immediately hitting the ban button. First there needs to be a fair and
open-minded interchange of the ideas which surround any conflicting
viewpoint - THEN I'll hit the ban button.
Hence I've taken the decision to preemptively ban all forum members
rather than risk the possibility of any future descent into dissent.
This move thus enables me to devote more of my valuable time to my main
hobby: ridding cyberspace of petty-minded egotists.
In the interests of preventing any vicious backbiting, the remaining
member of the moderation team would be very grateful if you could all
now turn off your computers and disappear.
Lord Beantipper is very astute
"ridding cyberspace of petty-minded egotists." these come in all shapes and sizes
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