Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Mastermind.
John Humphrys: Can we have the first contestant please. Please state your name, occupation and specialist subject.
Contestant. Sid Bonkers: occupation organ grinders monkey (retired) specialist subject The Life and Times of Kenny Boy.
John Humphrys: OK Sid Bonkers your 2 minutes on The Life and Times of Kenny Boy starts now !
John Humphrys: The low carb super star Borofergie described a forum troll as ‘a fat ex copper that used to be a mod’ who was he referring to ? Sid: Ken, John Humphrys: correct
John Humphrys: During Kens days on the forum he tried to push a low carb, low fat, low calorie diet, what did this hypothesis become known as ? Sid: Totally Unsustainable, John Humphrys: correct
John Humphrys: During Kens time as forum mod he lead a group of Carboholic bullying thugs, what popular name were these people known as ? Sid: The clique, John Humphrys: correct
John Humphrys: Phoenix, Jopar, Noblehead, and Catherinecherub were all members of the clique, who else was a clique member ? Sid: Pass
John Humphrys: How many long-term trials or studies have proved CVD outcomes have been improved by a reduction in dietary saturated fats. Sid: Loads of em ! John Humphrys: Wrong the correct answer is none.
John Humphrys: Of the three main food groups only one is not essential for life what is that food group ? Sid: Fats, John Humphrys: Wrong the correct answer is carbohydrates
John Humphrys: Some time ago a complete buffoon stated he consumed a 5lb keg of celebration chocolates over the Christmas Holiday, who was that buffoon ? Sid: Pass.
John Humphrys: Well Sid at the end of that round you have scored three points. You passed on two questions. The complete buffoon who stated he consumed a 5lb keg of celebration chocolates over the Christmas Holiday was you Sid. The other question you passed on was, who else was a clique member, the correct answer was you Sid.
John Humphrys: Next !