In a special all night sitting of the board of trustees the vote was unanimous. The trustees were also highly impressed with Andy's courage and refusal to hide like an anonymous slime ball in the shadows. The fact that he is a keen fisherman had nothing to do with the trustees decision.
Chairman of the board of trustees. Roger (keto warrior) Jenkins stated today “we thought Eddie could play these chumps like a violin, but it is clear Andy is the new kid on the block” Lord Beantipper said after the meeting "Andy is a breath of fresh air, he adds great humour to the flog"
When asked to comment, on his ongoing High Court bestiality trial, and to confirm Shane was his long lost love child, resulting from his long term relationship with Trixy, a Shetland pony, Beantipper head butted a Daily Mail hack, and left by a rear entrance.
The Sun
9 comments:
"Beantipper ... left by a rear entrance"
Would that be the same rear entrance where The Sun doesn't shine ?
Kudos to the The Sun for the stories the other papers wouldn't publish !
And a well-deserved hat-tip to Andy. A true hero.
Geoff J
Congratulations to Andy on receiving this most prestigious award!
The most liked guy on the forum for a very good reason-a true gent indeed!
Paul
Well done Andy you're part of the elite team now :-) Wear the WC with pride.
Thankyou, i haven't prepared anything.... id like to thank my mum and dad for all their support, my school teachers for their lack of support, my wife and kids for being there through all those times where i should have been institutionalised, the director, publisher and whole team for their tireless work, "sniff" most of all id like to thank eddie and whoever else was crazy enough to think i deserved such a prestigious award :) I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, asking him to love her....... no wait! wrong film.... in all the bars in all the..... nope thats not it, hold on..... ill be back? aghh fuck it, thank you for the undeserved praise! ...much fun :)
Well Deserved.
Paul B
Very well deserved, Andy walks where the most of us fear to tread!
Congratulations Andy, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy! Does this award mean we now call you Wally? ;)
He's always been a wally.
"He's always been a wally."
I bet you typed that comment with one hand anon.
What's it like living in fear and jealousy ? Skulking in the shadows making negative remarks about people.
Away and get back to surfing for porn !
Eddie
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