DCUK douglas99 the most boring bastard in the history of UK forums !

If you have spent the last few years at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, the deepest part of the world's oceans, or lived in a cave in outer Mongolia, or maybe banged up in Guantanamo Bay in solitary confinement, you could be forgiven for not knowing, the stuck record that is douglas99 does not eat fat. He stated so with almost every post.

Now, our douglas is no newbie with over 1400 posts to his name, but still has not got his diet sorted out. He told us recently "I might settle on 33% carb, 33% fat and 33% protein” Good luck with that duggie. Whatever douglas is, and whoever douglas is, we can be sure of one thing. He is the most boring bastard in the history of UK forums. We have got the message you chump. Change the f**king record, please !

WE KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE FAT !

Eddie