In a world of madness, mania, sadness, illness or just sheer
badness the posts of Eddie and Graham have always provided humour and
information sufficient to deflect the waves of vomit and bile from the likes of
Karen/Chocfish/Whitbyjet/Kman and the countless trolls on DCUK. In this light I should warn Eddie and Graham the following photofit of them issued by DCUK is circulating on the internet with dark talk in the chat rooms
Eddie and Graham
.As I was typing this post I noticed I was also on the hit list with the following photofit.
John
John
Edit: This is a more recent picture of John.
Graham
Edit: This is a more recent picture of John.
Graham
10 comments:
I forgot to add, Ray (my twin brother) be careful out there.
John
The guys look a bit weather beaten but you have nice teeth John ;)
Why are you always the young good looking bloke John and me and Graham portrayed as a pair of wizened old farts ?
Eddie
The camera never lies!
John
Since the publication of photofits of Eddie, Graham and John on the internet, police have reported several worrying incidents in the coastal town of Whitby.
The first such incident was on a handsome youth (with nice teeth!). The youth was walking over the swing bridge when he was attacked by a woman driving a Powerchair. Although, initially taking a number of blows, he was able to fend off the women who sped away to the harbour screaming “Carbophile, Carbophile I love you”.
The second incident occurred at a quay on the harbour. Two elderly, bearded, wizened fishermen were sat peacefully drinking tea when a women, again in a Powerchair, swept through the quay sending the cups crashing to the ground. Tourists attempted to catch the Powerchair but lost it in the maze of fish auction buildings. It was last seen heading towards Church Street.
The third and more serious incident occurred in Church Street. Two elderly, bearded, wizened, tourists were leaving a popular pub well known for its good food and fine wine. At this point I remarked to Julie “I think its Eddie and Graham – they both like a good Rioja” .As they left the pub the Powerchair approached and the occupant began chanting “Low fat, low fat,” Graham, ever the diplomat, tried to reason with her, citing a large number of peer reviewed journal papers. In the face of her persistence, Eddie, always a little less diplomatic uttered a few well-chosen words and the Powerchair moved on. Deciding to walk off lunch the pair decided to visit Tate pier. With their walking sticks, the elderly pair gingerly stood at the end of the pier and gazed upon the harbour scene. It was only the squawking of a herring gull that alerted them to the rapidly approaching Powerchair. With the advantages of a low carb, high fat diet the pair leapt aside as the Powerchair disappeared into the River Esk.
When the police had collated witness statements of all three incidents and a public appeal they were led to a bed and breakfast on Whitby West side. Inside were signs of a hurried departure and several fake IDs in the names of Karen, Chocfish, Whitbyjet, Kman and several others. All had an address for the NW2 area of London.
The plot thickens......I am sure that the loony with more identities than an M15 agent will appear again - your mission isn't over yet team!
Keep an eye out team, thread locking is one thing but further skulduggery could well be at foot. Be aware!
When I met Eddie he looked like the guy with the good looking teeth ...well OK not exactly, but certainly not these days. Even low carb high fat doesn't work these wonders. But he's my guy.
All the best Jan
Oh, you do so make me laugh.... Just don't sharpen those teeth too much or you'll wear them away, and it'll be soft diet for ever more....well buttered of course ;)
Geri
The maths looks suspect!
John
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