Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible bastard... me.
Listen up my pedigree chumps, I’m getting sick of hearing about Krispy Kreme doughnuts and glugging insulin. How anyone wants to top themselves is OK with me, just don’t try and bullshit others into your bad habits. Jesus Christ what sort of muppet shoots up with insulin to cover a f**king doughnut.
If I hear any more bullcrap from Noblyhead I’ll be feeding him in small pieces to the pigs. Mo get the kettle on. Next, my ugly sisters. Cherub and phoenix, shut it, and keep it shut, haven't you got some housework to do. Douglas get your tongue out of my arsehole. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Douglas?
What do you think Brett? I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance. It was a rhetorical question Brett. What have I told you about thinking?
But Brick Top, shut it, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. Bonkers, you stop me again whilst I'm talking, and I'll cut your f**king Jacobs off. Giverny get me a cuppa tea will ya. Andy, put a lid on her.
Looks like you're right, guv'nor. Goody gumdrops.
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I am guffawing out loud
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